Crapella University: Education. Stillborn.: Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set Two

Capella University and their Sleaze Team have refused, for more than THREE YEARS, to turn over education records as required by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) - In fact, a law enforcement agency within the United States Department of Education has already determined that Capella University violated FERPA on TEN counts! Furthermore the initial request was made for those documents on July 10, 2004. FERPA requires that such records be turned over within forty-five days of the initial request.

So, in honor of their ongoing deceit and intentional obstruction of justice, we have been posting new shocking FACTS about Capella on this site everyday until they decided to stop breading the law. AS we've now posted so many FACTS about Capella and their shysters, we've had to break our FACTS of the Day into smaller sections. Of course, you can also view these FACTS on our blog but that would give Capella's shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy Hank L'Orange and his trusty steed, Capella Stella Fey Epling less to copy - after all, they have consistently and intenionally lied about how many pages exist on our sites - we might as well help them realize to their ongoing fantasy! Enjoy!

FACTS About Capella University: Set Two

Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity!

Capella University seems to bombard the Internet with a press release every time one of their employees or “learners” (Capella-speak for student) bursts a hemorrhoid. Heck, all one needs to do is conduct a Google search of the blogs that are spewing forth Capella’s endless vomitus on a continual basis. As a result, we’re been highly perplexed at the fact that Capella’s PR Dept failed to mention Vickie Cook’s (Capella’s favorite poster-child) new job – as a “Visiting Assistant Professor of Educational Leadership” at the University of Illinois at Springfield. Impressed? We’re not.

In the past, Capella University has plastered the Internet with their drivel about Vickie Cook. Here are a few examples:

One of Capella’s most obnoxious publicity stunts involving Cook, was an “article” (ahem, “press release”) entitled, Vicki Cook: From Wal-Mart to College Dean It certainly appears as if Capella’s biggest selling point in using Cook was to highlight Cook’s rise to stardom as one of their most visible poster children by rescuing her from WalMart (impressive)! For example, the first paragraph found in that article states:

“Working a cash register and stocking retail shelves was good, honest work, but Vicki Cook had bigger pursuits in mind. That's why the former Wal-Mart employee used education to pave the way toward her own American Dream, while taking others along for the ride.”

Gosh, somehow we get the impression that there is a connection between WalMart and Cook as it applies to her “studies” at Capella University. Silly us!

Of course, Capella University and their shysters are continually trying to downplay the FACTS by intentionally distorting reality and even outright lying. As we’ve already noted, shysters Sir Chrisy the Sissy (our knight in rusted armor) and his sidekick, horse’s ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, told the court that,

“. . .he [the plaintiff] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

. . . and yet, as we have also noted (and will continue to do so), that is EXACTLY what lying shysters L’Orange and Epling have done themselves. Let’s take a look at some of the nonsense that L’Orange spewed at the court in one of his briefs about Capella’s poster child, Vickie Cook; Sir Chrisy stated:

“[The} plaintiff posted news that he had filed a lawsuit on behalf of each disabled student at Capella”

FACT: the plaintiff did NOT post news that he had “filed a lawsuit on behalf of each disabled student at Capella.” Either L’Orange is a total oaf or he is a liar. The fact is that NO LAWSUIT was filed until more than a full year later. Duh!

“Cook responded by objecting to his filing on behalf of all disabled students without consulting anyone.”

FACT: As Vickie Cook is “a former Capella student, who obtained her Ph.D. in Higher Education Leadership in 2004” should have known, especially as someone who was at the END of her “studies” in “Higher Education Leadership”, ALL American citizens have a RIGHT to file a discrimination case with the United States Department of Education. Vickie Cook; however, was so stupid (esp. for someone who had just finished (or was about to finish) a “Ph.D. in Higher Education Leadership”, that she was completely unaware of that right. The USDE web site very clearly states:

“WHO CAN FILE

Anyone who believes that an educational institution that receives federal financial assistance has discriminated against someone on the basis of race, color, national origin, sex, disability, or age, or who believes that a public elementary or secondary school, or state or local education agency has violated the Boy Scouts of America Equal Access Act, may file a complaint. The person or organization filing the complaint need not be a victim of the alleged discrimination, but may complain on behalf of another person or group.”

Of course, Sir Chrisy the Sissy is also so dishonest that he intentionally IGNORED that fact in the fecal material he spewed at the court while inferring a lot more. For example, shyster L’Orange then goes on to lie again by stating that,

“The [plaintiff’s] websites contained Cook's photograph and identifying information about her disabled mother. Cook was concerned enough to request police protection.”

FACT: Not only is that a brazen lie (and L’Orange knows it) but Capella, their shysters, and even Vickie Cook REFUSED to provide a single example of these so-called photos and information about her disabled mother – of course, that would also be impossible for them to do because these materials have NEVER been posted on the plaintiff’s sites. Then, for Vickie Cook to get hysterical and request “police protection” – is just outright lunacy! Of course, lying shyster L’Orange has also NEVER produced a copy of that so-called “police report” (we’re sure that it probably reads like something that came out of “One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest!” He also intentionally refused to note the FACT that Vickie Cook’s picture HAS been plastered all over the Internet – by many, many others. Furthermore, information about Vickie Cook’s mother was also posted by a newspaper touting the “Ph.D. in Higher Education Leadership” that she bought from Capella University. Just how many lies can shyster Sir Hank L’Orange tell?

Here’s a link to the article that mentions Vickie Cook’s mother, on the Salem Times-Commoner. Of course, absolutely NOTHING is mentioned about Vickie Cook’s mother being disabled. The ONLY reason anyone knew that she was is because of shyster L’Orange’s intentional:

“edit[ing] and present[ing] information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Obviously, it’s time for Sir Liar (will-never-be Lancelot) L’Orange to eat his own words. BTW, mentioning the FACT that shyster L’Orange creates his own inferences, to inflame the court may be found in his statements that,

“Plaintiff falsely infers further unseemly dealings between Capella and Cook's current employer, Kaskaskia College, which dealings plaintiff contends were designed to yield profits to Capella and perks to Cook without offering any service of value to students. In fact, Kaskaskia College's University Alliance Program (a 20-year-old program) and Capella's Community College Alliance Program are designed to allow working community college students to complete their university degrees at Capella or other four-year institutions. There is no "kickback" component to this program, and the only monetary benefit to Kaskaskia is to its students, in that Capella waives any application fees.”

Gosh, isn’t grossly hypocritical for shyster L’Orange to start making such bold inferences on his own? Let’s take a look at some more of his oral flatulence – so, what does the AGE of Kaskaskia College's University Alliance Program have to do with the price of beans? Absolutely nothing, of course. Furthermore, Capella University wasn’t even “founded” until 1993. Shyster L’Orange then spews fourth some of Capella’s PR materials before he states that there is no “kickback” component to Capella’s “alliance program.” Hmmmm…it would appear as if Kaskaskia Community College is getting ripped off by Capella University. After all, Capella has given the University of California, Irvine $500 per student who has transferred into Capella – what about THOSE kickbacks, shyster L’Orange?

Hypocrite “Hank” L’Orange then whines that,

“websites contain statements accusing Cook of being ignorant, an unethical passive aggressive coward, a back-stabbing coward, an abuser of students, a tattletale, a promoter of selfish goals, a member of Capella's thought police, a liar and a hypocrite.”

FACTS:

Considering that both Vickie Cook and Sir Chrisy the Sissy intentionally IGNORED the fact that anyone may file disability complaints against “schools” such as Capella with law enforcement agencies within the United States Department of Education – ESPECIALLY since Cook has a “Ph.D. in Higher Education Leadership” and L’Orange is an unethical lying shyster who makes up facts by inferring all kinds of nonsense, certainly make both sound VERY ignorant to us!
Shyster L’Orange conveniently failed to note that Vickie Cook was the only “learner” to write a letter against the plaintiff to Capella’s Kangaroo Court and that her letter has consistently been, like so much of the other mess that L’Orange has already submitted, CENSORED - certainly sounds like Cook was being passive-aggressive coward to us. Furthermore, L’Orange has REFUSED to turn over the full and complete copy of Cook’s original whine. What’s wrong Sir Chrisy, hiding the TRUTH?!
It is also a FACT that Vickie Cook was feeding Capella “information” about the plaintiff as noted in documents obtained from the United States Department of Education – again, if that’s not being a tattletale and a member of Capella’s thought-police, we don’t know what is!

Finally, we would like to note that in unethical lying shyster Sir Chrisy’s drool, he also intentionally refused to note that one of the plaintiff’s instructors, Nancy Johnson, URGED the plaintiff to get his final project published; that paper included the following about Vickie Cook:

“Many people might have a difficult time accepting that bigotry exists in the field of education – one that is, more often than not, criticized for being too liberal and forward thinking than most other professions. That; however, is not the case. In fact, the shocking reality is that the inverse may be true. In another post related to the one just provided, Vickie Cook states in a response to a student who has filed a complaint against the university for implementing an application that denies access to those with identified learning disabilities that, “I really must protest your filing on behalf of all learning and physically disabled learners in this regard. As a fellow learner, I feel I am the one who has the right to file on my own behalf, if I so choose. You certainly have the right to file a complaint for yourself, but please do not attest to filing on behalf of others unless you have specifically communicated with them” (Cook, 2004).

On the surface, it may appear as if Ms. Cook is merely an uniformed student who has little, if any knowledge regarding accessibility issues. Unfortunately, a little research has uncovered a very frightening situation that not only demonstrates that ignorance plays a strong component in the uninformed but also in those who have a significant role in allegedly protecting the rights of others, particularly those who are entitled to equal access. In this specific case, it turns out that Ms. Cook has had relatively little experience in the field of education (having received her bachelor’s degree in 1996 and a teaching certificate in 1999) but has only recently completed both a master’s and a doctorate through an online university (Cook, 2004). Even more disturbing is the fact that Cook is the Dean of Community/Continuing Education at Kaskaskia College, IL and speaks on topics such as “Adult Literacy and Adult Ed,” “Distance Learning Opportunities,” “Human Resources/Employability topics,” “Learning modalities/learning styles/teaching styles,” and “Student Services - Special Services” (Kaskaskia College, 2004). The point of this is that there are many individuals with little or no genuine experience who are in positions of authority, that require familiarity with the role of access in an environment created entirely be a software application, and yet are completely oblivious to the rights of users with special needs. It also brings to mind the motivation of such individuals, especially considering their alleged claim to have sufficient qualification to speak on topics such a “Student Services – Special Services” to grumble when end users exercise their legal rights. In the case of the individual just mentioned, it should be noted that both of her places of employment, Kaskaskia College and Antioch University use WebCT, the CMS in question, and that both schools also fail to provide any information regarding the rights of students with disabilities on their respective web sites.”

Not only did the Capella instructor give the plaintiff an “A” on the project just mentioned, as well as encourage him to get it published – but that occurred just a few DAYS before Capella locked him out. Funny thing is, unethical lying shyster Sir Chrisy the Sissy, along with horse’s ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling, have REFUSED to turn over the above and many other documents pertaining to Vickie Cook. We find it to be extremely disturbing that a bold-faced lying ignoramus, such as Vickie Cook, is now a “Visiting Assistant Professor of Educational Leadership” at the University of Illinois at Springfield and that shysters like L’Orange and Epling continually, “edit and present information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Fact Twenty-six (August 9, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Fabricates Facts and Lies to Federal Court

Capella University and their unethical lying shysters – especially those from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Hypocrite Hank L’Orange (Henry Christian L’Orange) and Horse’s Ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling seem to have perfected the art of deceit and boldfaced lies that they regularly regurgitate at the courts. Their lies are so outlandish, that we believe they should both be disbarred for their gross dishonesty. As we have been reporting, Horse’s Ass, Liar, and Hypocrite Epling has stated to a Federal Court that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

. . . and yet that is EXACTLY what the Drinker Biddle shysters have done all along – they lie, edit, censor, and redact all kinds of information while intentionally refusing to comply with demands for discovery.

We were reminded of another one of Hypocrite Hank L’Orange’s and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling’s lies while examining our server logs today. As regular readers will remember, one of the HUGE lies that the Drinker Biddle shyster squad practically recite as a mantra is their LIE that they cannot view our sites (that’s not only a LIE but we have the proof – take a look at some of our server logs that show how these sleazy scumbags practically LIVE on our sites – on nearly a DAILY basis)! Today, someone from Drinker Biddle & Reath was looking for the Google search phrase,

“Bill Clinton” “Greg Thom”

The first thing that came to our mind was that perhaps Clinton and shyster Greg Thom had shared Monica Lewinsky – thank God we didn’t find that connection! Just the same, that recalled one of Liar L’Orange’s most blatant acts of “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences"; specifically, Hypocrite Hank L’Orange submitted a brief to a Federal Court, on January 23, 2006, in which he stated,

“[Capella University President and Oaf Michael] Offerman is compared directly with "Baghdad Bob" as a liar and perjurer, for the statement: "Plaintiff’s tuition for the classes he left before completing was refunded; he only paid for those courses he completed." . . . (Offerman's statement is true; see, Thom Supp. Decl. ¶6)”

First, let’s look at the FACTS – the plaintiff’s “tuition” for the classes “he left” was NOT refunded – the plaintiff never “left” any of his classes, he was locked out. Second, it is a FACT that Capella finally sent a check because shyster Greg Thom had told Capella’s Kangaroo Court, on or about July 26, 2004, that “Due to pending legal issues, Capella's general counsel [shyster Greg Thom] has advised that this tuition refund be processed ASAP.” Not only was lying shyster Greg Thom calling all of shots but, by the time he ordered a check to be sent for “pending legal issues,” numerous complaints had already been filed with a large number of law enforcement agencies due to Capella’s illegal actions and theft of the plaintiff’s money. Of course, Liar L’Orange has consistently REFUSED to turn over ANY of Capella’s documents pertaining to this FACT. What’s Hypocrite Hank trying to hide? The TRUTH, of course!

Just as disgusting is the fact that Sir Chrisy the Sissy then refers to one of shyster Greg Thom’s declaration which, as to be expected, was also filled with more lies. (Click here for details.)

Now let’s look at L’Orange’s most absurd LIE (and the one in which he intentionally “edited and presented information out of context in order to create false inferences” – his statement regarding a page on this site which Hypocrite Hank states that Capella’s lying President and Oaf, Michael Offerman “. . .is compared directly with "Baghdad Bob" as a liar and perjurer. . .” (BTW, the page has since been updated to include more Capella LIARS.)

As Hypocrite Hank is such a complete unethical JERK, let’s first take a look at what he is referring to – a page devoted to Liars and Perjurers from Capella University. A true and exact copy of what Liar L’Orange submitted to the court as an exhibit may be viewed by clicking here.

FACTS:

Liar L’Orange “edited and presented information out of context in order to create false inferences” by referring only to Oaf-Offerman and "Baghdad Bob" – he completely ignored other extremely well-known individuals. Why didn’t Horse’s Ass Hank L’Orange state that “Offerman is compared directly with [two President’s of the United States of America]?” The answer, of course, is obvious; L’Orange was too busy being a dishonest worm.
As is clearly evident on L’Orange’s exhibit, he intentionally provided a copy that was not complete – none of the photos and graphics are visible; no mention is made, whatsoever, to the very famous quote (an audio file) made by one of our fine Presidents, that is played to all viewers of the page as soon as they connect (even if their sound has been turned off, an audio control panel appears (on the unedited page) directly under the photos of Oaf-Offerman and the Presidents of the United States.
Had Liar L’Orange provided a genuine copy of the page, the graphics reveal many other surprises (Offerman with google-eyes; shyster Greg Thom with his Pinocchio nose; Karen Viechnicki, Capella’s lying provost dressed in her Sunday best; etc.), Other audio files are also available – as noted under page two of the exhibit under the word, “Listen!”
Then there’s the little matter that shows what a lying shyster Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!) REALLY is. Visitors will note the text located at the bottom of both pages of L’Orange’s exhibit (again, we’ve provided an EXACT copy of what he submitted to the court) – that text notes that he (or whoever created the exhibit) used a free online service, “anonymizer.com”, to view the page. That, of course, makes Knight of Disgrace L’Orange a HUGE liar. He is such a liar, in fact, that he acts like the little sissy girl he really is, by telling a Federal Court that our sites are “impregnable.” His equally dishonest sidekick, Horse’s Ass Epling also lies about this same matter; one such example may be found in a brief she filed with a Federal Court that states, “Capella has not been able to access and review all of the pages and cannot do so on any regular basis because Capella's access to these sites and that of its counsel has been barred by the site administrator.” Capella Stella told that lie just two weeks after their exhibit was made using “anonymizer.com.” Of course, our shyster twins mention NOTHING about Capella’s refusal to let others have access to their site, as well as their refusal to produce documents.
5. While the Drinker Biddle shysters started engaging in their deceit nearly as soon as the lawsuit was filed against Capella University, they continue to engage in their continual lies to the court that they can’t access our sites – of course, our server logs prove, once again, that H. Christian L’Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling are a couple of unethical, dishonest, lying shysters.

In closing, we would like to note that Sir Chrisy, Hypocrite Hank, L’Orange has access to the confidential records of another esteemed corporation – R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, the manufacturer of many of America’s finest cancer sticks (cigarettes). Based upon our own first-hand experience with L'Orange's blatant dishonesty, we can’t help but wonder how many terminal lung cancer victims he may have abused in the past. Heck, isn’t that what shysters like Liar L’Orange are all about – making as much money as they can while abusing those most in need – and LYING to get his way. What a JERK!

Fact Twenty-seven (August 10, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Frantically Feeding their Fetish

Capella University and their scumbag shysters, Hypocrite Hank the Liar L’Orange and his untrusty steed, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling are spinning out of control with their ongoing obsessions with our sites! In fact, we can’t remember a time when we’ve had as many visits from Drinker Biddle & Reath as we have had today!

Interestingly, their feeding frenzy appears to have begun with what we believe must have been another one of Capella Stella Fey Epling’s passive-aggressive acts to get our attention. While we have noted many of the lies that she and her cohort, Sir Chrisy, have told, as well as how she and L’Orange have (and continue to) intentionally obstruct justice by playing all kinds of games (i.e., intentionally refusing to turn over massive amounts of materials demanded months and even years ago, lying in their briefs, showing up unprepared for depositions, etc., etc.) with the court and the plaintiff in the case against Capella University, we certainly haven’t mentioned all of her childish and immature behaviors. For example, at a recent deposition, girly-man shyster

Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!)

couldn’t handle things himself (he was too much of an unethical coward) so he brought along his sidekick, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling AND one of Capella University’s very own shysters – Priscilla McNulty. That’s right, one of Capella University’s ongoing acts of harassment and intimidation is to have not one, not two, but THREE shysters at one of their depositions. It gets even better than that though – while only ONE shyster is permitted to speak during such a deposition – our knight in rusted armor, Sir Chrisy the Sissy was the one chosen – we suspect he’s the only one of the three that happens to be capable of using complete sentences without telling a lie EVERY time, Scumbag McNulty was so unethical that she actually MADE FACES at the plaintiff as he was being deposed – that’s right, Priscilla McNulty MADE FACES at the plaintiff! Just as bad is the fact that Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling also engaged the Plaintiff in a CHILDISH STARE-DOWN during that same deposition. Talk about harassment!

With Epling’s now well-established pattern of unethical, unprofessional, and extremely childish behavior (in addition to the FACT that she is a liar), we’re surprised to find that someone from Drinker Biddle & Reath tried to play yet another passive-aggressive game today by doing a Google search for the following phrase,

“lie all you want [plaintiff’s name redacted]”

Apparently, shysters Epling and L’Orange can’t stand the FACT that we’re exposing them for EXACTLY what they are – a couple of unethical liars who have consistently demonstrated their dishonesty by making up facts, refusing to turn over countless documents demanded as part of the discovery process, “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences” (a phrase these two unethical liars have hypocritically accused others of doing), and much, much more. Sorry Chevalier Chrisy the Sissy and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling – the ONLY ones lying are you and your equally unethical client – Capella University.

At the time this was written, the shysters from Drinker Biddle & Reath had visited our sites dozens of times covering a span of time approaching eight hours! We also know that shyster Chevalier Chrisy L’Orange, the liar, appears to have downloaded portions of it to his computer! The same is also true of some other Drinker Biddle clown with the username “THROKL” – the only Drinker Biddle & Reath Employee with a name that might fit that moniker would be Katherine R. Tromble who is described on their site as “an associate in the Education practice of the firm’s Government and Regulatory Affairs Practice Group.” If so, we wonder if Ms. Tromble has ever heard of FERPA? Hmmmmmm . . .

Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange Feeds His Fetish!

Notice that Sir Chrisy the Sissy, Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange appears to have saved part of our site on his hard drive. So did some other clown from Drinker Biddle & Reath who has the username of "THROKL" Instead of getting their jollies by feeding their addications to this site, why don't they cough up all of the documents that they have intentionally witheld? Oh well, guess they're just too dishonest to do that.

Screen Capture Show Sir Chrisy the Sissy's Visit

Fact Twenty-eight (August 13, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Exposed!

Capella University and their scumbag shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (Hypocrite Hank the Liar L’Orange) and his equally sleazy sidekick, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling have regularly engaged in grossly hypocritical and unethical behavior as they have continually (and intentionally) lied and fabricated bogus information designed to mask the illegal acts of their client. We’ve also been reporting on their asinine and two-faced statement Epling made to a Federal Court that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

As that statement is so hilarious and describes EXACTLY what Liar L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling have been doing all along, we thought we would post some more FACTS about these two unethical shysters:

Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!) has personally told, and has submitted to a Federal Court, lies that are so patently outlandish that we can’t help but wonder how he thinks he can get away with them; for example:

In a brief that shyster L’Orange submitted to a Federal Court, he had the unmitigated gall to state that,

“Plaintiff removed the blocking from his sites from 6 p.m. Wednesday, November 23 (Thanksgiving Eve) through 6 p.m. Wednesday November 30, 2005; approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from those sites. This is in addition to materials obtained from several of these sites earlier in the litigation”

Yes, you read that correctly, L’Orange fabricated a completely ABSURD LIE by stating that “approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from” our sites! We don’t know what he was smoking but he statement is a BLATANT, TOTAL, and UTTERLY BIZARRE lie. Our sites had nowhere near 25,213 pages! Of course, L’Orange never produced all of those pages. Once again, he can’t do so because he KNOWS he’s a liar! It is also a FACT that there were approximately 139 HTML pages at that time. Let’s do a little simple math, 25,213/139 = equals approx. 181 printed pages! That means that the average (mean) printed length of every page that existed at that time would have been nearly TWO HUNDRED printed pages long! Maybe L’Orange’s brain has been fried from dealing too long with the toxic waste interests he represents.

Then there’s the matter where L’Orange the Liar infers that he and the rest of his shyster squad were blocked from viewing our sites prior to November 23, 2003 – “Thanksgiving Eve” no less - even though it is a FACT that Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with Capella University, were regularly visiting our sites before then. L’Orange is exposed as a LIAR on that matter by the very exhibits that both he and Horse’s Ass Epling submitted to the court. These exhibits prove that they were using proxy servers, and other means, to gain access! We’ve already exposed that FACT a few days ago – refer to our Fact Number Twenty-One for details!

We’re not the only one who have pointed out what we believe is L’Orange’s grossly unethical behavior. For example, the Integrity in Science Project of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, is an organization that “combats corporate influence on science and science-based public policy [by] scrutinize more than 200 science-based federal advisory committees for undisclosed conflicts of interest, monitor the media and scientific literature for failure to disclose, and encourage the adoption of strong disclosure policies” presents a lot of great information on their site. The Integrity in Science Project has exposed the fact that the Association For Environmental Health and Science (AEHS) formed a panel “to study” the contamination of Washington’s Fox River with Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs).

Wait a minute, it gets even better though! That panel was created at the request of a consortium of six companies that were “responsible for contaminating the Fox River!” Guess who serves on a member of AEHS Scientific Advisory Board? Yep, good our very own knight in corroded armor, Sir Hank the Liar L’Orange! Take a look at the information posted on the Integrity in Science Project site regarding that toxic waste nightmare.

Shyster L’Orange’s and Epling’s inability to handle even the most simple of math problems far exceeds their inability to count web pages; they also hypocritically “edit and present [a lot more] information out of context in order to create false inferences” by trying to claim that nearly half a million people visited a defunct web site that had since become little more than a link back to this one.

Specifically, Horse’s Ass Epling stated that a site the plaintiff had created on Geocities “contain[ed] a counter which state[d] that it ha[d] received 455,297 visitors as of August 31, 2005.” So what? Well, the unethical shysters from Drinker Biddle were inferring that nearly half a million people had visited that site with the express interest of finding out, or were intentionally being lead to, more information about Capella University! The only problem is, Liar L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Epling intentionally refused to note that the site they were referring to USED to contain content (i.e., many years ago) that was completely unrelated to Capella University, and that the counter had absolutely NOTHING to do with them. Oh well . . .

Let’s move on now to Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling. This grossly unethical liar (and it is a FACT that she is a liar) is obsessed, like Sir Chrisy, with all kinds of things and fabricates her own myths to spew at the court. One of the most hilarious is her uncanny ability to present “information out of context in order to create false inferences” when referring to web sites – we’ve long noted her lies to the court in which she stated she had visited a web site THREE FULL MONTHS before the domain even existed. We’ve also noted her sleazy attempts, with Sir Chrisy, to claim that there were 25,000 pages on our sites.

With that in mind, we would like to point out another one of Epling's obsessions, genealogy – that’s right, genealogy. As Sir Chrisy and Capella Stella have regularly twisted reality (and yet claim that’s what others do), site visitors will be interested in reading one of their most bizarre inferences - they inferred that the Geocities site (mentioned earlier) was an attempt to get other web site owners to link to information about Capella through their genealogy sites! (As if shysters L’Orange and Epling, would think that genealogy buffs really give a damn about a for-profit scam like Capella). It gets even better though! Capella Stella then states that,

“The misdirection through genealogy links is significant, in that the [plaintiff’s] Geocities site contains a counter which states that it has received 455,297 visitors as of August 3 1, 2005.”

Oh give us a BREAK, shyster Epling! Obviously, she’s so delusional that she needs some serious psychiatric help – NOW! Just as hilarious is that after Epling’s drivel was pointed out to the court, she still refused to call the web site by its proper name; instead she notes that the “plaintiff refers to [it] as the "College Review and More" website. Tell us, Horse’s Ass Epling, why can’t YOU refer to it by its proper name? The answer is simple, it serves her own sleazy unethical purposes to present “this information out of context in order to create false inferences.” Hypocrite!

Considering Epling’s refusal to present facts, we thought we would check, just for fun, into the Epling’s genealogy; here’s what we found (and we’re providing links to our sources to prove that these materials are available to the entire world, via the wonders of the Internet):

According to the Drinker Biddle & Reath’s site (we’ll let you look that one up), Capella Stella Fey Epling was “born 1965; admitted to bar, 1997, California. Education: Oberlin College (A.B., 1987); Univ. of California, Hastings College of the Law (J.D., 1997)”

This, of course, gives anyone enough information to find out more. According to “The Harless Homepage: Home of Harless Genealogy since 1997” (we wonder if Capella Stella knows how visitors they’ve had):

“Stella Fey Epling was born on 24 November 1965. She is the daughter of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington.”

“Children of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington
Renee Judith Epling b. 10 May 1959
Stella Fey Epling b. 24 Nov 1965”

Children of Moses Tichnal Epling and Hortense Arnold
Miles Thomas Epling b. c 1930
John Arnold Epling b. c 1931
Richard J. Epling+ b. 7 Sep 1936”

We’re sure you’re enjoying Capella Stella’s Genealogy so we’re providing a link so you can find out more!

Next, we thought we might take a look at Horse’s Ass Capella Stella’s political persuasions – as we’ve listed two presidents on our site – one from each major political party – who have lied (just like Capella Stella), we wanted to determine if she really is an ass or if she’s an elephant; here’s what we’ve uncovered:

In 1999, Capella Stella Fey Epling made a political contribution of $500 to the Committee To Elect Bill Fazio District Attorney

As it turns out, Bill Fazio appears to have run (unsuccessfully) for the nonpartisan office of District Attorney for San Francisco. According to one source

. . . his “campaign signs, literature and press releases barrage[d] the reader with references to ‘Democrat’ or ‘Democrat Bill Fazio.’”

Hmmm…looks like Capella Stella might really be an elephant. Let’s look some more:

Capella Stella Fey Epling endorsed Kimiko Burton for public defender. Kimiko just happens to be the daughter of State Senator, John Burton, who was, apparently, able to call in many of the state’s far-left politicians into coughing up BIG bucks for Burton’s successful bid. One source notes that,

“The effort on Burton's behalf, reflected in records filed last week with the city's Ethics Commission, has driven political funding to unheard-of levels -- past the $1 million mark -- in an election for the job of providing legal services to poor people accused of crimes. Relying in part on donations from Sacramento lobbyists, political committees and interest groups that often have business before the state Senate, where her father is president pro tem, Burton already had raised more than $566,000 for her race with lawyer Jeff Adachi. With the $513,216 infusion of soft money -- donations exempt under a legal loophole from the city's $500 limit on individual donations -- more than $1.07 million has been raised to boost her candidacy, the records show. ... Almost 75 percent of her donations come from outside San Francisco -- from Sacramento, Oakland, Los Angeles, Beverly Hills and more than 250 other locales. In fact, the postal zip code where Burton raised the most money is not in San Francisco, but in Sacramento. She obtained more than $27,000 from zip code 95814, the district surrounding the state Capitol, where many of the state's heavy-hitting lobbyists have their offices.”

Somehow, the above seems to fit right in with Capella Stella’s ethics (or lack of). Clearly now, we don’t have a horse’s Ass in Capella Stella – We’ve got an Elephant Rectum instead!

In closing, Capella Stella’s quest for glory has lead her back (again), to the Bar Association of San Francisco. Gold-digger Epling has applied the Peter Principal, again, and has just been appointed to the Bar Association of San Francisco’s (BASF) Board of Directors. We sure hope that BASF is proud to have someone as dishonest as Capella Stella – frankly, we think they should be ashamed of themselves.

Fact Twenty-nine (August 14, 2007) – Sanctions Will Be Demanded Against Capella University If (When) They Fail to Turn over ALL Documents Demanded

. . . by Friday, August, 17, 2007

It is a FACT (i.e., ABSOLUTELY TRUE) that Capella University and their unethical shysters have intentionally refused to turn over a vast number of documents – many of which were demanded under the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) request more than THREE YEARS AGO! That’s not all though. Capella University's chief, unethical, and unscrupulous shyster from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L’Orange) got caught with his panties in a bunch today with an extraordinary act of harassment designed to circumvent the plaintiff’s First Amendment Rights again. Specifically, shyster L’Orange submitted an unprecedented whiney letter to a Federal Court in yet another one of his vicious attempts to bully his way around. That letter is filled with outright lies and has so much entertainment value in exposing the FACT that Capella University and their unethical in-house shysters, Greg Thom & Priscilla McNulty’s vile behavior, along with the vicious lies and unethical acts of their defense shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, that we’ve got an enormous amount of additional material to use in demonstrating what sleazy scum bags these liars really are. BTW, we’re publishing L’Orange’s complete girly whine for all to see. Of course, just like shyster L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, we’ve “redacted” a few things – just for fun! In case you missed it, click here to view Shyster L'Orange's latest spittle.

As with all sissy bullies, shyster L’Orange whines about our new feature – an ongoing series of FACTS about how Capella and their unethical shysters have continuously engaged in deceit, lies, and the gross distortion of reality in how they abuse students. As will be noted in shyster L’Orange’s letter, he completely IGNORES our opening statement as to why our “FACTS of the Day” were started in the first place: to serve as a vehicle in exposing reality.

Furthermore, as the vile shyster squad from Drinker Biddle & Reath have lied so many times as to when they are allegedly going to turn over all of records demanded as part of FERPA, as well as under a Demand for Production made more than EIGHT MONTHS ago, we vowed to start posting many new, previously undisclosed FACTS about Capella University and their goon squad. L’Orange is such a pompous, arrogant ass; however, he thinks that just because he and his cohorts are “lawyers,” that they can ignore reality. Regardless of L’Orange’s delusions of grandeur there is one little problem with his ongoing oral flatulence and that is just because someone happens to be an “attorney” doesn’t make them impervious to exposing them for what they really are - LIARS. When they engage in endless acts of dishonesty, as have all of Capella’s shysters – L’Orange, Capella Stella Fey Epling, Greg Thom, and Priscilla McNulty – who are all involved in the matter before the court, there is one thing that they can’t hide from – and that is the TRUTH. It is a FACT, i.e., the TRUTH, that all of these bullies have lied - and numerous times. Of course blood sucker L’Orange seems to suffer from a chronic bout of a “Messiah Complexitis” and thinks that he can bulldoze any court he wants with his lies.

For today’s FACT, we’ll look at L’Orange’s and Capella’s ongoing REFUSAL to turn over documents. As noted at the top of our page which lists all of our FACTS, it clearly notes that,

“Capella University and their Sleaze Team have refused, for THREE YEARS, to turn over education records as required by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) - the initial request was made on July 10, 2004. FERPA requires that such records be turned over within forty-five days of the initial request. Just as disgusting is the fact that Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and Capella Stella Fey Epling have consistently thrown temper tantrums when they don't get their way. For example, take a look at the whiny letter that Sir Chrisy wrote more than a year ago. To date, Sir Chrisy the Sissy, Capella Stella, shyster Greg Thom, Thom's sidekick Priscilla McNulty, and Capella have all REFUSED to turn over all documents demanded by a formal Request for Production made of them last December (2006).

So, in honor of their ongoing deceit and intentional obstruction of justice, we're going to post a new, shocking FACT about Capella on this site everyday until they comply. Here we go!”

While we don’t always post something everyday, we are providing new information on a regular basis and will continue to do so until shyster L’Orange and his thugs comply with the law. As noted in the title for today’s FACT, sanctions against Capella University will be demanded if (when) Capella fails to produce ALL DOCUMENTS demanded, under both FERPA and the Demand for Production (initially made on December 1, 2006) by 5 PM Pacific Daylight Time on Friday, August 17, 2007. Contrary to the lies being told by shyster L’Orange, Capella has refused to turn over vast amounts of records and that’s a FACT. The follow displays the time remaining before a demand for sanctions will be made:

**Sanctions Counter**
Days	Hrs	Min	Sec
Capella University Failed to Meet the Deadline SANCTIONS to be Requested

Our knight in corroded armor, Chevalier Hank L’Orange states in his latest letter that,

“[The plaintiff] claimed that [Greg] Thom was being personally investigated by the Family Policy Compliance Office, “FPCO,” in connection with [the plaintiff’s] claim that the entirety of his educational records had not been produced in accordance with the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act, “FERPA” is a standard allegation he has made in other OCR complaints. Thom has never been advised he is being personally investigated and, as the statute makes clear, the FPCO investigates institutional compliance, not individual. Further, [the plaintiff] refused to turn over, in response to a Request for Production, any information provided to him by the FPCO regarding his complaints, claiming there is an ongoing investigation. His refusal with be the subject of a Motion to Compel.

"succinctly, [the plaintiff] claims that a number of categories of documents were not produced in response to a Request for Production of Documents. These included discussions contained in the University’s general forum discussion area, his academic file, University documents filed with the OCR, a disability compliance report for WebCT, all of the plaintiff’s courseroom [sic] postings, staff responses, and documents surrounding the University’s decision to select WebCT."

Interestingly, L’Orange is such a mental misfit and complete ignoramus when it comes to laws such as FERPA (he couldn’t even pronounce the acronym during his abusive “depositions”), that his own whines betray him. Let’s examine the FACTS (i.e., the TRUTH) regarding the above:

1. It is a FACT (again, the TRUTH) the Greg Thom has played the primary role in Capella’s ongoing refusal to turn over education records as defined by FERPA. It is a FACT that his personal actions are at the very core of one of the current FERPA complaints pending against Capella University.
L’Orange is such an buffoon, that he has no idea what he’s droning about. Specially, he states that,"'FERPA' is a standard allegation he has made in other OCR complaints." Uh? What? OCR does NOT handle FERPA complaints moron L’Orange! Furthermore, the FACT that Capella not only lied on numerous occasions to both OCR and the FPCO only compounds the fact that OCR’s “investigation” was a farce. It is a FACT that OCR NEVER saw, or even asked for an enormous amount of the materials that Capella has refused, to this very day, to produce. We’ll delve more into the OCR fiasco in the future.
Liar L’Orange then whines about all of the “categories of documents” that Capella STILL HAS NOT PRODUCED. It is a verifiable FACT that Sir Chrisy the Sissy is a blatant liar!
Let’s look at what a blithering idiot L’Orange is regarding FERPA. It is a FACT (again, the TRUTH) that Capella (and L’Orange) have refused to provide posts found in the “University’s general forum discussion area, [the plaintiff’s full and complete] academic file, all of the plaintiff’s courseroom [sic] postings, staff responses” and a lot, LOT more. In addition, all of these items (and more) are part of his education record as defined under FERPA. L’Orange is such a moron that he ignores that FACT. L’Orange then goes on to whine about hiding many records under a “protective order” filed in May of 2007.

So, L'Orange want to file a Motion to Compel - go ahead, moron, the FACT remains that the FERPA investigation is still open - why don't you try to get the same documents throught a Freedom of Information Act Request? Of course, it won't be honored because the investigation regarding Capella University (including Greg Thom's personal role in refusing to comply with FERPA) remains open!

Besides the FACT that L’Orange is intentionally trying to HIDE Capella’s illegal actions, he also displays what a total and complete unethical lying oaf he really is. Under FERPA, ALL EDUCATION RECORDS, including the ones just listed (along with many, many other items), are REQUIRED to be produced within FORTY-FIVE DAYS of the initial request. That request occurred MORE THAN THREE YEARS AGO. So, Liar L’Orange, even if a protective order were in affect regarding those records, they are still covered under FERPA and it is a FACT that they have NEVER been produced to the plaintiff. As we noted above, Liar L’Orange is a mental misfit and total ignoramus when it comes to the basic educational rights of students.

As with all hypocrites like shyster L’Orange, his ongoing deceit provides another glaring example as to what an unprincipled bully he is and may be found in his statement that,

“Ever the legal scholar, [the plaintiff] carefully researched the outer boundaries of what he thought he could state with impunity.”

Oh really Sir Chrisy the Sissy L’Orange? Once again, your hypocrisy comes blazing through your spittle. Not only is it absolutely clear that you’re an ignoramus when it comes to Federal Education Laws, as evidenced by your own failure to even know what FERPA is (we’ll be posting EXACT copies of one of your abusive “depositions” where you couldn’t even pronounce the acronym “FERPA” [L’Orange consistently referred to it a “FER-PRA”], but the fact that he intentionally IGNORED the fact that FERPA requires all education records to be produced within forty-five days (which Capella has refused to comply with – even THREE YEARS later) only solidifies the FACT thathe is a clueless shyster who is anything but a “legal scholar.” Face it L’Orange, you’re a hypocrite and a liar.

Moving on. . . it’s a good thing that megalomaniac L’Orange can’t be subjected to some intensive psychoanalysis – there’s a term for behavior like his – “projection.” As we’ve just noted, L’Orange is a complete legal imbecile when it comes to basic education laws for which he cowers behind his own arrogance to mask his stupidity.

Then there’s the problem that L’Orange and the rest of Capella’s shysters have consistently had with “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences.” Actually, it’s more than that – MUCH more! One such example may be found on page four of his asinine letter in which shyster L’Orange states that the plaintiff,

“has unleashed a whole series of vindictive, unfounded, and particularly defamatory posts he has again fraudulently accused. . .[Capella’s lying president and oaf Michael] Offerman of engaging in insider trading in the exercise of his options package.”

While mental misfit and legal researcher extraordinaire L'Orange continues to foam at the mouth, his own fraud (as documented by his ceaseless acts of deceit), it’s not surprising that he refuses to mention where that information came from – which, of course, is fully referenced from our site. In this case, he's so unethical that he intentionally refuses to mention the FACT that Offerman is a Capella “insider” who literally, in the matter of a few HOURS made more than a million dollars with his insider trading. That FACT was first reported by the Minneapolis/St. Paul Business Journal in an article which they entitled, “Capella INSIDERS [emphasis ours] Cash in Options.” Of course his own, inept “legal research skills” intentionally IGNORED that FACT. Why doesn't he sue the ones who first reported on Offerman’s option bonanza – the Minneapolis/St. Paul Business Journal?

Our final FACT (i.e. the TRUTH) of the day concerns another one of Sir Chrisy the Sissy’s lies that the plaintiff,

“further claimed Capella retaliated against him by later suspending him for a period of two academic quarter for inappropriate behavior in the virtual classroom.”

Oh really, Chevalier Hank Quixote L’Orange the Liar?! Let’s examine the FACTS (again, the TRUTH), Capella did NOT “suspend” the plaintiff for “two academic quarters” – and Liar L’Orange KNOWS that’s a FACT. Capella University literally threw the plaintiff out of their “school” permanently. Of course, as scum bag L’Orange also knows, shyster Greg Thom also LIED to the United States Department of Education about that FACT too.

As to be expected from someone who deliberately engages in continual acts of deceit, we’re nearly certain that L’Orange did not turn over ANY of the documents linked from our FACTS pages to the court that demonstrate, conclusively, what a liar he, Horse’s Ass Epling, and Capella University really are. As usual, L’Orange is so unethical that he conveniently leaves out a LOT of pertinent information. For example, he not only ignores some of the key players, such as charlatan Diane Stottlemyer who literally bought bogus degrees from known diploma mills, but also intentionally refuses to mention any of the FACTS (again, the TRUTH) that the plaintiff’s instructors were not only supportive of him but, indeed, found him to be an exceptional student! Those FACTS (which L’Orange the unethical lying shyster ignored) included, but are not necessarily limited to, the following:

Fact One (July 10, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Speaks Out About WebCT!
Fact Two (July 11, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Compliments Plaintiff
Fact Three (July 12, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Kris Luopa, States Plaintiff is "an excellent student!"
Fact Four (July 13, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Amar Almasude, Complains About WebCT
Fact Five (July 14, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Jill Krout, Tells Plaintiff He was Fun to Have in Class and that She Learned from Him!
Fact Six (July 15, 2007) – Recap of the Truth About the Plaintiff and WebCT by as Stated By Capella University's Own Instructors

Gosh, we wonder why L’Orange didn’t mention those FACTS in his letter? Oh well, it should be painfully obvious that L’Orange is too UNETHICAL to acknowledge reality. And he tries to claim he’s the tooth fairy? Hardly! You know, scumbags like L’Orange, conveniently seem to forget that the TRUTH ALWAYS PREVAILS, perhaps its time for him learn to tell it – until he does, his pernicious whining is only going to come back to haunt him. Considering his work with the toxic waste industry, it’s about time someone called him on his gross lack of ethical behavior – just how many thousands or even millions of people has he harmed?

Fact Thirty (August 15, 2007) – Unethical Shyster, Chris L’Orange, Distorts Reality

We have been reporting on the lack of ethical behavior that has been continuously displayed by Capella University's sleazy lying attorneys, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) and Horse’s Ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling, both of whom hail from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath. Today, we will continue to emphasize one of their most hypocritical statements that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Liar L'Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling appear to have spent years perfecting their seemingly innate abilities to "edit and present information out of context in order to create false inferences." For example, in Liar L'Orange’s latest attempt to circumvent the plaintiff’s First Amendment rights by writing yet another sniveling pile of fecal material in print (click here to view it), L'Orange states that the plaintiff,

"Compared members of Capella's staff to high-profile Nazis, and compared University press releases to Hitler selling "Anne Frank Dutch Ovens" or "Osama [sic] bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City."

Gosh, isn’t that interesting?! Let’s examine shyster L’Orange’s vituperative bile [hey Sir Chrisy, we can use a thesaurus too!] in more detail.

Esteemed members of Capella University’s administration and faculty were also shown in what we believe would be appropriate Halloween costumes to match their actions: Capella’s bigoted and incompetent Coordinator of Disabilities Services, Frau Lisa Bromenshenkel is shown as herself (that’s scary as it is!); Capella Faculty Member, Frau Shaun Ambrose appears in his Capella University cheer leading outfit – with matching pompoms, of course; shyster, lobbyist, and chief liar, Greg Thom, is shown with his Pinocchio nose; Capella’s lying provost, Karen Viechnicki, has a lovely pointed hat – the only thing missing is her broomstick; Capella’s Dean, Kurt Linberg (the one who is unable to spell), touts his circus outfit; and last but not least, Capella University’s charlatan extraordinaire, Diane Stottlemyer is decked out in her graduation regalia from Lacrosse University (the diploma mill where she literally bought a couple of graduate degrees). Gosh, Mr. Toxic Waste Lover, L'Orange, why did you not mention those "members of Capella’s staff." Oh yeah, we almost forgot, most of these clowns are not merely "staff members" but include some of Capella University’s highest ranking officials and administrators – why didn’t L'Orange note that FACT?
In his arrogant display of nauseous dung-in-print, L'Orange twists the meaning of what was actually said about Capella's repugnant Press Releases concerning their intentional exploitation of "National Disabilities Month." Sleaze bag L’Orange tries to completely change the meaning of what was said – but then again, why doesn’t that surprise us? Specially, L'Orange is referring to the following passage:

"It is our view that Capella University, like all evil entities (e.g., Nazi Germany, the Peoples Republic of China, Al Qaeda, to name just a few), simply can't stand it when others point out their overt discriminatory practices. Their press release demonstrates that the University has now stooped to new lows by unleashing more of their vomit-in-print upon the public in observance of "National Disabilities Month." That, of course, is about as offensive as Hitler selling used "Ann Frank Dutch Ovens" or Usama Bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City. Yes, the very thought of such things makes any decent human being want to vomit, in the most literal sense. The same should hold true regarding the pile of subhuman excrement that was wiped all over the "Business Wire" news release - an Internet news service (propaganda machine) that Capella is using to spread their filth."

Obviously, shyster L’Orange has the reading comprehension abilities of a Kindergartener or he has intentionally twisted reality for his own selfish purposes. The above passage most certainly does NOT compare the incipit exploitive press releases of Capella University directly to Hitler's sales of "Ann Frank Dutch Ovens" – it most certainly DOES compare the repugnancy of Capella’s hypocritical PR machine's vomitus with the equally VILE concept of “Ann Frank Dutch Ovens” (we hope to God that such things don't exist!) and airline trips sponsored by monster Usama bin Laden! Of course, shyster L'Orange would have the world believe that we condone, if not fully endorse, some of the world's most evil regimes – nothing could be farther from the truth. Oh well, guess we can't expect too much from legal scholar and mental misfit, Chevalier Henry Christian L'Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller. (Whew!)

Stay tuned for more FACTS about Capella University and their dishonest, unethical lying shysters.

Fact Thirty-one (August 16, 2007) – Capella University Violates Court Rules AGAIN!

Capella University and their unethical shysters, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with their own unethical in-house shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty have consistently displayed that they are experts at violating the rules established by the Federal Courts. Therefore, it was not a surprise when Sir Chrisy the Sissy's latest attempt to spread more lies about the plaintiff to a Federal Court through his grossly inappropriate and vile letter to the judge, dated August 13, 2007 was REJECTED by the court because Sir Chrisy the Sissy, VIOLATED SEVERAL COURT RULES! According to the "Notice of Document Discrepancies" sent to Capella’s shysters by the Federal Court,

"This document is NOT to be filed, but instead REJECTED and is ORDERED returned to *counsel. *Counsel shall immediately notify, in writing, all parties previously served with the attached documents that said documents have not been filed with the Court."

That's right, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange gets his vomit thrown right back into his smug face! Furthermore, the Federal Court further stated that Hypocrite Hank L'Orange’s vicious and malevolent letter was (and this is an exact quote):

"not in proper pleading format. Refer to Local Rules 11-3.2, 11-3.3, 11-3.5, 11-3.6, 11-3.8"

Once again, shyster L'Orange FAILED to present a document that was properly formatted (and this is not the first time that this happened)! What is even more hilarious; however, is that Hypocrite Hank stated on the front page of his rambling diatribe to the court that:

"We have looked carefully at all relevant authority, including the local rules for the Central District, to confirm that this letter brief provides all the necessary information for an application for a TRO, and a Motion for a Permanent Injunction."

We have to assume that by his use of the pronoun "we", Sir Chrisy H. Christian L'Orange was referring to Capella's shyster squadron consisting of himself and Capella Stella Fey Epling from Drinker Biddle, along with Capella's own shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty. What?! Is it possible that not one, not two, but FOUR unethical shysters were unable to notice that Capella University violated the court rules AGAIN! Oh well, guess we can’t expect too much from those who have consiste

Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set Two

FACTS About Capella University: Set Two

Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity!

“Working a cash register and stocking retail shelves was good, honest work, but Vicki Cook had bigger pursuits in mind. That's why the former Wal-Mart employee used education to pave the way toward her own American Dream, while taking others along for the ride.”

“. . .he [the plaintiff] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“[The} plaintiff posted news that he had filed a lawsuit on behalf of each disabled student at Capella”

“Cook responded by objecting to his filing on behalf of all disabled students without consulting anyone.”

“The [plaintiff’s] websites contained Cook's photograph and identifying information about her disabled mother. Cook was concerned enough to request police protection.”

“edit[ing] and present[ing] information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“websites contain statements accusing Cook of being ignorant, an unethical passive aggressive coward, a back-stabbing coward, an abuser of students, a tattletale, a promoter of selfish goals, a member of Capella's thought police, a liar and a hypocrite.”

Fact Twenty-six (August 9, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Fabricates Facts and Lies to Federal Court

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Fact Twenty-seven (August 10, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Frantically Feeding their Fetish

“lie all you want [plaintiff’s name redacted]”

Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange Feeds His Fetish!

Fact Twenty-eight (August 13, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Exposed!

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“The misdirection through genealogy links is significant, in that the [plaintiff’s] Geocities site contains a counter which states that it has received 455,297 visitors as of August 3 1, 2005.”

“Stella Fey Epling was born on 24 November 1965. She is the daughter of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington.”

“Children of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington
Renee Judith Epling b. 10 May 1959
Stella Fey Epling b. 24 Nov 1965”

Children of Moses Tichnal Epling and Hortense Arnold
Miles Thomas Epling b. c 1930
John Arnold Epling b. c 1931
Richard J. Epling+ b. 7 Sep 1936”

. . . his “campaign signs, literature and press releases barrage[d] the reader with references to ‘Democrat’ or ‘Democrat Bill Fazio.’”

Fact Twenty-nine (August 14, 2007) – Sanctions Will Be Demanded Against Capella University If (When) They Fail to Turn over ALL Documents Demanded

. . . by Friday, August, 17, 2007

Capella University Failed to Meet the Deadline

SANCTIONS to be Requested

“Ever the legal scholar, [the plaintiff] carefully researched the outer boundaries of what he thought he could state with impunity.”

“has unleashed a whole series of vindictive, unfounded, and particularly defamatory posts he has again fraudulently accused. . .[Capella’s lying president and oaf Michael] Offerman of engaging in insider trading in the exercise of his options package.”

“further claimed Capella retaliated against him by later suspending him for a period of two academic quarter for inappropriate behavior in the virtual classroom.”

Fact Thirty (August 15, 2007) – Unethical Shyster, Chris L’Orange, Distorts Reality

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

"Compared members of Capella's staff to high-profile Nazis, and compared University press releases to Hitler selling "Anne Frank Dutch Ovens" or "Osama [sic] bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City."

Fact Thirty-one (August 16, 2007) – Capella University Violates Court Rules AGAIN!

"This document is NOT to be filed, but instead REJECTED and is ORDERED returned to counsel. Counsel shall immediately notify, in writing, all parties previously served with the attached documents that said documents have not been filed with the Court."

"not in proper pleading format. Refer to Local Rules 11-3.2, 11-3.3, 11-3.5, 11-3.6, 11-3.8"

"We have looked carefully at all relevant authority, including the local rules for the Central District, to confirm that this letter brief provides all the necessary information for an application for a TRO, and a Motion for a Permanent Injunction."

Capella University Lawsuit Facts: Set Two

FACTS About Capella University: Set Two

Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity!

“Working a cash register and stocking retail shelves was good, honest work, but Vicki Cook had bigger pursuits in mind. That's why the former Wal-Mart employee used education to pave the way toward her own American Dream, while taking others along for the ride.”

“. . .he [the plaintiff] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“[The} plaintiff posted news that he had filed a lawsuit on behalf of each disabled student at Capella”

“Cook responded by objecting to his filing on behalf of all disabled students without consulting anyone.”

“The [plaintiff’s] websites contained Cook's photograph and identifying information about her disabled mother. Cook was concerned enough to request police protection.”

“edit[ing] and present[ing] information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“websites contain statements accusing Cook of being ignorant, an unethical passive aggressive coward, a back-stabbing coward, an abuser of students, a tattletale, a promoter of selfish goals, a member of Capella's thought police, a liar and a hypocrite.”

Fact Twenty-six (August 9, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Fabricates Facts and Lies to Federal Court

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Fact Twenty-seven (August 10, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Frantically Feeding their Fetish

“lie all you want [plaintiff’s name redacted]”

Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange Feeds His Fetish!

Fact Twenty-eight (August 13, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Exposed!

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

“The misdirection through genealogy links is significant, in that the [plaintiff’s] Geocities site contains a counter which states that it has received 455,297 visitors as of August 3 1, 2005.”

“Stella Fey Epling was born on 24 November 1965. She is the daughter of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington.”

“Children of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington Renee Judith Epling b. 10 May 1959 Stella Fey Epling b. 24 Nov 1965”

Children of Moses Tichnal Epling and Hortense Arnold Miles Thomas Epling b. c 1930 John Arnold Epling b. c 1931 Richard J. Epling+ b. 7 Sep 1936”

. . . his “campaign signs, literature and press releases barrage[d] the reader with references to ‘Democrat’ or ‘Democrat Bill Fazio.’”

Fact Twenty-nine (August 14, 2007) – Sanctions Will Be Demanded Against Capella University If (When) They Fail to Turn over ALL Documents Demanded

. . . by Friday, August, 17, 2007

Capella University Failed to Meet the Deadline

SANCTIONS to be Requested

“Ever the legal scholar, [the plaintiff] carefully researched the outer boundaries of what he thought he could state with impunity.”

“has unleashed a whole series of vindictive, unfounded, and particularly defamatory posts he has again fraudulently accused. . .[Capella’s lying president and oaf Michael] Offerman of engaging in insider trading in the exercise of his options package.”

“further claimed Capella retaliated against him by later suspending him for a period of two academic quarter for inappropriate behavior in the virtual classroom.”

Fact Thirty (August 15, 2007) – Unethical Shyster, Chris L’Orange, Distorts Reality

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

"Compared members of Capella's staff to high-profile Nazis, and compared University press releases to Hitler selling "Anne Frank Dutch Ovens" or "Osama [sic] bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City."

Fact Thirty-one (August 16, 2007) – Capella University Violates Court Rules AGAIN!

"This document is NOT to be filed, but instead REJECTED and is ORDERED returned to *counsel. *Counsel shall immediately notify, in writing, all parties previously served with the attached documents that said documents have not been filed with the Court."

"not in proper pleading format. Refer to Local Rules 11-3.2, 11-3.3, 11-3.5, 11-3.6, 11-3.8"

"We have looked carefully at all relevant authority, including the local rules for the Central District, to confirm that this letter brief provides all the necessary information for an application for a TRO, and a Motion for a Permanent Injunction."

“Children of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington
Renee Judith Epling b. 10 May 1959
Stella Fey Epling b. 24 Nov 1965”

Children of Moses Tichnal Epling and Hortense Arnold
Miles Thomas Epling b. c 1930
John Arnold Epling b. c 1931
Richard J. Epling+ b. 7 Sep 1936”

"This document is NOT to be filed, but instead REJECTED and is ORDERED returned to counsel. Counsel shall immediately notify, in writing, all parties previously served with the attached documents that said documents have not been filed with the Court."